Aloha Mini Glow Golf

It isn't as bad as many reviewers picture it. The staff is friendly and helpful, and we had a pretty good time as a family. But yes, it gets a little bit boring towards the end as all the holes are somewhat similar.

We are a family of five with three small kids and we came solely so the children could play. Right as we were about to hand over our payment, my husband asked about the military discount. The employee suddenly claimed it only applies if every single person in the family pays to play even the adults who are not participating. I asked where this policy was written since it is nowhere on their price list. She dismissed us with “That’s just how it is.” I even asked if she would honestly rather lose a sale than honor the discount they advertise and she said YES. We decided to leave and as we were walking out she actually shouted a rude comment about my appearance. Completely unprofessional insulting and absolutely unacceptable from anyone let alone someone representing a business that caters to families and children. This place is beyond unwelcoming. The attitude the disrespect and the lack of professionalism were shocking. We will never return and I strongly advise others to stay far away.

I consider this place more "outsider art" than mini golf as the designer has clearly never played the game, seen it played, or thought about what makes mini golf great. Expect to play the same hole like 12 times and have to putt uphill (so fun) on every "feature" hole. The price is astronomical (40+ quid for 2 adults and a kid) and what do you get? A dark, dirty and unkept round of mini golf in the heart of the Manchester mall, with all the "FUN" that comes with that location. If you want to bounce a golf ball off a 2x4 please don't feed this beast and like, bounce a golf ball off the ground or something while you walk. It will be more entertaining I promise. My original review ended with "go outside fools" which wasn't fair. It might be raining and that's why you're in the mall. What I should have said is "do literally anything else in the mall before Aloha Mini Golf, including leaving the mall". A more workable and humane option.

Lots of fun! The geometry to the holes made them challenging but more interesting IMHO than most mini golf places. Decorations were cool and the lockers were helpful.

This was the first time we'd done miniature golf and it was so much fun! The atmosphere was great, staff was nice and helpful. Very photogenic and a place anyone of any age could have some fun. Don't recommend bringing a drink with you unless you're ok putting it down and picking up 50 times as there isn't really anywhere to put it but that was on us as we didn't even know the mall had this place.